I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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