You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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