hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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