He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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