Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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