I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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