I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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