I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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