She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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