I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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