Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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