she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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