its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
