where am i from again
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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