Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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