pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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