I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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