Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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