To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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