no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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