Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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