No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Your penis caused this!
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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