I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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