I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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