i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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