Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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