So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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