I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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