Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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