Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
