I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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