those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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