I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
