Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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