Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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