I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
