This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
We are two peas in an std pod
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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