No stitches, just platelets and will power
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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