She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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