i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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