Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
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