apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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