I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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