How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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