Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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