You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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