I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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