And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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