Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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