You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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