I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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